This Data-Tracking ‘Smart Condom’ Tracks Speed Of Thrusts, Calories Burned During Sex

Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse? How many thrusts? Speed of your thrusts? The duration of your sessions? Frequency? How many different positions you use in the period of a week, month or year? Ever wondered how you stack up to other people from around the world?

Welcome to the future of wearable technology in the bedroom.

Welcome to i.Con.

– Calories burnt during sexual intercourse

– Speed of thrusts

– Total number of thrusts

– Frequency of sessions

– Total duration of sessions

– Average velocity of thrusts

– Girth measurement

– Different positions used (currently BETA testing – will have more info in a release coming soon)

– Average skin temperature

Once the device is on and you’ve begun what i.Con refers to as “your session,” it’ll use its nano chip and sensors to keep track of the speed and number of thrusts, skin temperature, session duration, number of positions used, and even calories burned. If all goes well in your session, you can—yes—share your stats with your friends or the world, by importing them to your computer with a USB plugin. You can also compare your stats anonymously with other users, if you so desire.